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Substance - August 02 2007

Best Dog Gear, Ever

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dogdrunk

In honor of our favorite furry mammals, here’s a list of the best gear ever for your doggy:

Dog Powered Scooter

DogScooter

Smoothest ride of any vehicle in its class. Cup holder and cat not included.

 


Dog Treadmill

Treadmill

"I will break you." - Ivan Drago, Rocky IV

 

 

Dog Stroller


Pet Stroller

Because four feet are harder to move than two.


... Oh.

 

Dog Booties

 

DogBoots

Special tread grooves channel water away from paw surfaces to prevent hydroplaning. Also protects the feet from dog poo.

 


Dog Fanny Pack

doggybag copy

Stomach and rib compression - the better way to look lean.

 

 

Dog Cellphone

PetsCell copy

It makes outgoing calls back to you. No need to wait up anymore when Spot's out late schtupping the bitch in the back alley.

 

 

Bowlingual Dog Translator

Bowlingual

Now you can understand what your dog is saying to you. That night you thought nobody was watching? Fifi was watching. Oh, was she ever watching. Hello, lifetime Scooby Snacks.

 

 

Chicken Flavored Bubble Machine


ChickenBubble

Zero calories. Zero sodium. Zero MSG. Same great chicken flavor.

 

 


Petspa


Pet_Spa

Using the revolutionary methods developed in Guantanamo Bay, treat your dog to the best of interrogation technologies. He'll love being locked in a small, dark box and sprayed with water.

 

 

Dog Beer


DogBeer

It really is a dog's life.

 

and finally …

 

Dog Sex Doll


DogSexDoll

Daddy done did it!

By: anh ta

 
 

 
 

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Topic: funny
Posted: November 02 2007


(NR)
lol, Shoe Boots? Never saw those before, where Can I get one for my dog?
 
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