Best Dog Gear, Ever

In honor of our favorite furry mammals, here’s a list of the best gear ever for your doggy:

Dog Powered Scooter

Smoothest ride of any vehicle in its class. Cup holder and cat not included.

 

Dog Treadmill

"I will break you." - Ivan Drago, Rocky IV

 

 

Dog Stroller

Because four feet are harder to move than two.

... Oh.

 

Dog Booties

 

Special tread grooves channel water away from paw surfaces to prevent hydroplaning. Also protects the feet from dog poo.

 

Dog Fanny Pack

Stomach and rib compression - the better way to look lean.

 

 

Dog Cellphone

It makes outgoing calls back to you. No need to wait up anymore when Spot's out late schtupping the bitch in the back alley.

 

 

Bowlingual Dog Translator

Now you can understand what your dog is saying to you. That night you thought nobody was watching? Fifi was watching. Oh, was she ever watching. Hello, lifetime Scooby Snacks.

 

 

Chicken Flavored Bubble Machine

Zero calories. Zero sodium. Zero MSG. Same great chicken flavor.

 

 

Petspa

Using the revolutionary methods developed in Guantanamo Bay, treat your dog to the best of interrogation technologies. He'll love being locked in a small, dark box and sprayed with water.

 

 

Dog Beer

It really is a dog's life.

 

and finally …

 

Dog Sex Doll

Daddy done did it!

By: anh ta