Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable

Click on the customers reviews of this cable to read gems such as:

"If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that's compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it."

"The first time I downloaded a picture to the printer over this cable, the bits moved so fast the printer collapsed into a naked singularity, right there in my office."

"After I took delivery of my $500 Denon AKDL1 Cat-5 uber-cable, Al Gore was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity."

""I accidentally dropped one end of my Denon cable into a glass of Tuscan whole milk I was drinking. Later when I finished my milk (yeah, I still drank it; should I not have done that?), my right arm (lost in an accident in 1987) spontaneously grew back. Is that normal?"

The 155 (to date) reviews go on in a similar vein, providing hours of unabated hilarious entertainment. Interesting that the largest online bookseller is spontaneously, and inadverdently, providing literary content from its customers that beats most of what it sells.

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By: anh ta