Substance - December 05 2008

Philips Norelco Bodygroom

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Ok, I've finally tracked down our hirsute product reviewer to get his thoughts on the Bodygroom, the shaver for the rest of you.

AT: So, were you flattered that we chose you to be the reviewer for this product? Figured you're the hairiest person I know.

TK: I wouldn't say flattered.

AT: You are a pretty hairy guy. I mean, you've got back hair.

TK: Yeah. It's one of more attractive qualities.

AT: What did you like most about the product?

TK: It's rechargeable. And the charge lasts long enough to get most jobs done. That's good because, as you said, i'm sort of a hairy guy.

AT: What do you mean by most jobs?

TK: Like around my delicate parts. I'm always a bit careful around the kibbles and bits, you know.

AT: I'm Asian. I wouldn't know. We're pretty hairless. Did you attempt any fancy designs or did you just go for the stubble look? Like, did you make an arrow or a heart out of your pubes?

TK: No.

AT: This is anonymous so you can say if you did.

TK: But you would know.

AT: That's true. What did you not like about the product?

TK: I mean, it's always scary shaving down around there. But that's not really a problem with the product. It's normal i think for a guy to be protective of his balls. I mean, if they could make like a shield that would guarantee I wouldn't be chipping off the goods, then that might be an improvement. But really. No complaints.

AT: I don't really have any more questions.

TK: You have no body hair.

AT: I know. Thanks for trying out the product. You can keep it.

TK: My pubes are all over it.

AT: I know.

There you have it. A very personal review of the Bodygroom. Check out the site for some hilarious Manologues. Really, I don't usually go for corporate promotional stuff but these are pretty well done and don't take themselves seriously at all.

For more info and a chance at some personal grooming fame, read the following:

Philips Norelco is teaming up with FunnyorDie.com to find the best body grooming tales in a new scriptwriting contest. Two lucky winners will have their scripts, or "Manalogues," professionally produced and posted to the award-winning Shave Everywhere Web site.

www.shaveeverywhere.com

Beginning December 3 2008 and running through January 2, 2009 guys can submit their stories at ShaveEverywhere.com.